What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

How can a man clean his Soul?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

Kevin Costner and ex-wife Christine Baumgartner keep their distance in awkward family reunion at son’s graduation - Page Six

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.